iscrulz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ignored Monster]

That was dissatisfactory.

I was expecting either the newly created little girl to mass murder that monster or have the monster fight the little girl with lots of action with a ton of blood and gore. I suppose the director cut the scene where the monster gets physical and tears her a new asshole. I am sick only slightly for the Newgrounds. Well a large file size lots of people with DSL and dial-up are going to complain. I am sure ~X~ will say try lowering the filesize wah boo fucking hoo overall great. So get ready for the down voters RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

RAWRoutLOWD responds:

yea, sorry for leaving out the asshole ripping scene.

[Fatherly Bonds]

So here it is. 22 points

I can see the fourth annual Pico Day icon is from Run, Darnell, Run. Well I tried 4 times too get the easter egg medal and couldn't find it. Tabbing to death didn't work at all so I am screwed, oh well I will just wait for a review spoiling it.

I thought the extice bike crash sound effects for the chainsaw sound effects was strange. The mini preloader game wasn't the easter egg. Well I am pissed.

Tremdous graphics excellent selection of fighting sound effects and intense action wrap this up into a wack flash for the Pico Day.

Gonzossm responds:

lol that was the easter egg lol i just made a error somewhere along the lines.

[Adventures of St. Patrick]

yay I am "officially" gay, I was just gay

That was worth the loading and waiting just to see the fairy whip out his cock and pop a huge long rock hard boner.Congrats on a featured submission also. I suppose many people will complain the song credits went by to fast as you may know everyone wants to know which songs are used so they can pirate them. Well anyways happy belated St. Patterson Day and beearlied Memorial Day.

Kottbullar responds:

First of all, glad you liked it!
The credits were rather supposed to be another parodic element than actual credits, but you got a point about the songs, so lemme open that fla and sum up a little list for you... Arrr!

Ok... this shit contains:
- Lepcis Magna by E.S. Posthumus (menu)
- Sum song ripped from Spongebob
- a Highway to Hell cover by Iced Earth
- Aidu by Eluveitie (really good Folk Metal band. I recomment you to listen to some more popular stuff on youtube)
- May the Living Be Dead by Flogging Molly (credits song)

Also thanks for the review

[Without A Mushroom]

Around 800

So far, mario fanboys have creamed themselves and decided to write a review. 15% probably didn't even watch it and blinded voted 10. I closed it when that stupid luigi saying its the best day ever. then I watched again but muted that part. Just to see the true meaning of the story luigi is a little bitch pussy fag and mario is an angst driven drama queen.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol.

[NewMario vs OldMario]

look over there its Mario

This is a SMBZ tribute or unintentionally one. As far as Mario as the concept for a flash well spare me because its been done to death please don't make any more with Mario, I can't see why you fanboys love him so much. Make something original or NG related hell anything with cocks will be adored here by real NG fans not hentai fags looking for fap material.

Next get rid of the shitty DBZ fighting. DBZ fucking sucks and fails at everything. Do some other style rip of MK or SF: II.
Do you see why mario + dbz = pure, utter legendary shit stained rotten epic failure for eternity.

NejiRulez responds:

wut?...i dont like mario that much i wus jus bored and made this

and its not a smbz tribute...and where's the dbz fighting?only the sfx were nothin else...-_-

[Favorite Reviews]

Damn

I didn't know how many people would copy and paste that review. I love review plagiarism because its not breaking the rules or etiquette.
I have read and understood the guidelines for posting reviews to Newgrounds.

LordZeebmork responds:

but it could be considered as leaving shitty reviews to boost review count or something.

[Madness 9 anabiosis]

OMG Its Madness 9.

Slurp suck lick! its Krinkel hooray. This is a great madness movie the best of the series.

krinkils responds:

oh yes i worked extra hard on madness 9 here.

[Sonic the Unstoppable]

why do Spriters get so offended.

Over people belittleing sprites. Saying something is copyrighted to their respective owner doesn't automatically give the right to use them. If it's fair use then anybody can use the property. Last time checked Sonic isn't.

Golden-Fox responds:

Wow, you're a dumbass. Anyone does have the right to use another form of resource if they're credited, otherwise it would conflict with the copyright laws, and create a lawsuit. Even Tom Fulp knows that. He otherwise wouldn't have allowed sprites here to begin with.

Plus, if you're actually standing up for the anti-sprite morons, then why give me a high rank on your review instead of lowering my score?