iscrulz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hay Wars]

I stopped...

watching at the part where it said there was no originality. I assume oh great a another shitty star wars stick flash fuck that. Okay I lied I watched the whole thing and I couldn't help myself from rubbing one out to that short hair guy. *Wipes tear* Poor camera person. I told that Pico to submit this bad boy to the Star Trek Collection, good luck.

Fro responds:

Lol, get to the newest submissions - "The Pretenders". I'm sure you'll love that one.

Also, thank you for rubbing one off when you saw me. I always thought deep down inside that I would be proud of the day that someone masturbated to me over the internet. I am proud.

[[LL] - Tourettes]

Not too bad,

No actually it was better than not to bad. This sure was a nice quick flash and was delivered quite well I do say. I will have you know chap that tourettes isn't about swearing loudly and and unexpectedly. It is also about uncontrollable habits called ticks by the tourette sufferers. It is not to be kid around, tourettes is serious business.

Just sykeing it is downright hilarious.

Madanimation responds:

The actual reason I created this was because I have a tick myself, a very annoying twitch in my neck that I have had since I was about 10.
Thanks for the review!

[Twilight the Video Game?]

Zing

Please keep this up. I hope lots of twilight fangirls see this flash. It was well executed only downfall was you know the voice acting. There be lots here on NG hit them up make sure they aren't uptight dykes though.

DJDragonwolf responds:

xD Alright. Yeah, I know. xD

[Headfirst 4 Halos Recut]

Okay finish it

I would suggest you fine gents finish your work. I don't know if you will take my opinion and the other Newgrounders opinion seriously but want do you have to lose. I am not good at being constructive but I will say it was to fast. i wasn't able to enjoy the frame by frame animation. Slow the tempo down on the song if need be.

Scrotaculous responds:

Yeah we definitely will try to finish it. The frame rate is at 12fps right now lol. We would have had to redraw everything and we wanted to see if people would even want us to first.

[Comeback Campnorth]

37 reviews gfox better not look.

Until I am done. Well I don't know why I am reviewing mostly your work now. I like thats its not a video game parody or just nudity/ violence the masses crave. They still however love the music and videos that accompany the music. This was a bit to sad for me at the end but the point was clear. Super par lip syncing, along with fluid animation make this a nifty musical video for the campnorth website.

MarcyVF responds:

Thanks! We appreciate that you like varied flash content, not just violence and the "regular procedure". Thanks for the review, this needed to be sad :)

[LL - Sex Bomb]

Terrific

A well rounded flash to a great Lock Day. Happy Lock Day to all and even the haters because they just need love. Well I am now randy for some more Winchester stripping does he have a brother named Smith & Wesson by any chance. Oh and the graphic for Winchester Lock were stunning I guess when I am comparing the rest. I assumed this was sort of rushed on part of a deadline. Well, well what do we have here a great ending that is what.

ClockLock responds:

Wow, thanks for such a nice review! Well, the graphics were surrealistic (minus Winchester) because it was a dream, emphasizing attention on Winchester. That or you can remember that I'm pretty lazy. Happy Lock Day! :D

[TripleBits]

Too Random.

Here is a willy-nilly review for your reading pleasure.
Well lets see how can I decipher this flash it was just too haphazard for me. The artwork was very enjoyable not to shitty and pleasant on the simple untrained eyes. Okay the was no storyline, no direction and bad directing so I am going to have to give you another star because those are the suck.

Woah mang! I am blown off my seat in awe after seeing the paper airplane clip. Mere human words can not dictate the power of the said clip. If I was forced to conjugate a word it would have to be majestic, still that falls far short of what it really, truly is.

Duly noted by
Marky Mark
Tommy Vercetti
Simon Dean

SimonG responds:

Thank yaaaa

[The Ignored Monster]

That was dissatisfactory.

I was expecting either the newly created little girl to mass murder that monster or have the monster fight the little girl with lots of action with a ton of blood and gore. I suppose the director cut the scene where the monster gets physical and tears her a new asshole. I am sick only slightly for the Newgrounds. Well a large file size lots of people with DSL and dial-up are going to complain. I am sure ~X~ will say try lowering the filesize wah boo fucking hoo overall great. So get ready for the down voters RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

RAWRoutLOWD responds:

yea, sorry for leaving out the asshole ripping scene.

[Fatherly Bonds]

So here it is. 22 points

I can see the fourth annual Pico Day icon is from Run, Darnell, Run. Well I tried 4 times too get the easter egg medal and couldn't find it. Tabbing to death didn't work at all so I am screwed, oh well I will just wait for a review spoiling it.

I thought the extice bike crash sound effects for the chainsaw sound effects was strange. The mini preloader game wasn't the easter egg. Well I am pissed.

Tremdous graphics excellent selection of fighting sound effects and intense action wrap this up into a wack flash for the Pico Day.

Gonzossm responds:

lol that was the easter egg lol i just made a error somewhere along the lines.

[Adventures of St. Patrick]

yay I am "officially" gay, I was just gay

That was worth the loading and waiting just to see the fairy whip out his cock and pop a huge long rock hard boner.Congrats on a featured submission also. I suppose many people will complain the song credits went by to fast as you may know everyone wants to know which songs are used so they can pirate them. Well anyways happy belated St. Patterson Day and beearlied Memorial Day.

Kottbullar responds:

First of all, glad you liked it!
The credits were rather supposed to be another parodic element than actual credits, but you got a point about the songs, so lemme open that fla and sum up a little list for you... Arrr!

Ok... this shit contains:
- Lepcis Magna by E.S. Posthumus (menu)
- Sum song ripped from Spongebob
- a Highway to Hell cover by Iced Earth
- Aidu by Eluveitie (really good Folk Metal band. I recomment you to listen to some more popular stuff on youtube)
- May the Living Be Dead by Flogging Molly (credits song)

Also thanks for the review