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Insert funny quote from flash here

Twitter or tweet and Facebook are fucking waste of time. Nobody cares about you so why tell the 4 people that read your blogs you took a huge dump today. The real danger is making people stupider because twwitter promotes short brainless thought, I mean I feel stupider every time I read them. Oh and the review for the flash.

hmm the green monster gigantor or whatevar sounds like all the burly men in the other flashes that you make maybe have a variety of voice actor auditions and the winner can suck staff cock because the review mods are tired of that.

The ending is better, I must say I didn't see the previous endings so I assume it is

[Mastermind 4]

Lets go with embroidered paper

Rofl hahaha LMAO that was hilarious hur hur. omg Omg OMG Mastermind is frickin hilarious woot ten out of ten Fifen yeah. A typical mastermind fanboy review because you can never have enough of those.

This installment of the Mastermind I didn't care for because there was barely any action and adventure. The comedy was done right. The punchline was a little stupid in my books but hey what do I know I have only been here for 7 years.

[Sporkzavier Renegade Lock]

Belated Lock Day Victory

That was strange, the show Xavier is fucked up anyway, and this was better, Perhaps because it homemade and not mainstream. The real fact is it has the sexy beast Spork-Lock as the Renegade Angel. Now the ending looked like it was going to be a screamer which I think it should have been.

[microbotniks 5]

Beep bop Boop.

Bleep meep bzzt blop bop bleep bzzt clink bleem bop.

Translated it means I love the microbotniks this is on swell series I had the privilege and honor to save these flash from the UJ. Great Job.

[Apples.]

OnE years old.

Can you guys believe it has been 1 year count'em one year since this won a Daily Feature award. So in order of this wondrous occasion I am giving my unpatented and non-copyrighted review. So here it is in all its glory.

It was pretty good. I must admit it was sort of funny when baby purply wanted that one apple while they were in the apple orchard.

Now time to move on and see if the Savannah Art and Design School taught you well.

SWiTCH responds:

One year?! FFFUUUUU...
I gotta get working faster on my projects. :P
Thanks dawg.

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 2/2]

First and ad, quote and ad.

Well "I would recommend this game to anyone, whether they were 6 or 106!"
Jamie Griffith, Beta Test Player and Parent. This game is Wizard 101.

Well that was quite a show. What a great storyline and a couple of twists or not I never see this before in my life. Great voice acting by the Clock Crew( lmfao ). It was a pleasure to review this so have a good day. And BUY a Tee Shirt kiddies.

Be sure to support these great flash authors by buying a cotton upper garment.
http://www.newgrounds.com/store/produ ct/nameless-shirt

LazyMuffin responds:

You rascal! You don't have a Nameless shirt!

[I say, dear chap]

Well said.

Jolly good show. I do say this animate moving pictures was sure splendid. The logo was spot on my boy. People who draw dicks and tanks. if you aren't drawing those you are not a valuable member of the newgrounds community. Nice zingers, expect it could have been better when that one chap hit the other guy it look like nothing bloody happened. I forgot their names already Winston or Reginald.

FreekC responds:

WINSTON AND FARQUAR

and yeah i really screwed up the character design they just ended up being semicircle pillars with heads so the hit didnt look so great. i need to work on that

thx for the review

[Generic Sprite Flash: 1]

Better than the average.

It was like I was watching some one play a Legend of Zelda video game, I must declare. The dialogue was impeccable, my good man. Don't make any (more) shitty mario or sonic sprite flash those already suck cock from the first frame. At least follow your heart and stick with what you know.

I was actually surprised that the old man didn't whip out his rock hard boner and try to fuck link up the ass. Crap its raining outside. Time to review.

To be continued... duh duh done What will happen next. That dog with the sword arms comes in and goes berserk massacring everyone in the room and hyrule. Sorry I just gave the next installment away.

Fro responds:

Well fuck.

I guess I don't need to make the next one now.

[Hay Wars]

I stopped...

watching at the part where it said there was no originality. I assume oh great a another shitty star wars stick flash fuck that. Okay I lied I watched the whole thing and I couldn't help myself from rubbing one out to that short hair guy. *Wipes tear* Poor camera person. I told that Pico to submit this bad boy to the Star Trek Collection, good luck.

Fro responds:

Lol, get to the newest submissions - "The Pretenders". I'm sure you'll love that one.

Also, thank you for rubbing one off when you saw me. I always thought deep down inside that I would be proud of the day that someone masturbated to me over the internet. I am proud.

[By the Way, Death...]

Wait I am confused

What in the holy mother of Tammy Sue Benson was that. It was just to random for my tastes. It was a haphazardly nightmare trying to dechiper the deep unknown to us common folk meaning behind this featured short. Better than normal graphics for a crew flash I say and the other elements. Nien