iscrulz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL - Mr. Awesome]

ah a familiar lock

My dearest Jujube lock Have the rest of the week off. To enjoy the rest of the Lock DAY. Were to begin of reviewing the flash, so this is a legitimate review. Okay awesome storyline a hell of a lot better then Awesome Cracks Down, that is fo shor. Btw nice cock.

[War, Snow and Fire]

Aw shucks

I don't like this new Wide layout but I don't like change to begin with. The movie automatically loaded so I decided to watch it and then review it. I think besides the uncommon artwork and graphics the music really out done itself here. If this was voice acted I guess it would have been treated I guess worse I am afraid, although not 100% sure. Did I mention I don't like the new wide layout it reminds me of another site that has videos where you can turn down the lights and tinker with other stuff and shit.

[LL - Sex Bomb]

Terrific

A well rounded flash to a great Lock Day. Happy Lock Day to all and even the haters because they just need love. Well I am now randy for some more Winchester stripping does he have a brother named Smith & Wesson by any chance. Oh and the graphic for Winchester Lock were stunning I guess when I am comparing the rest. I assumed this was sort of rushed on part of a deadline. Well, well what do we have here a great ending that is what.

ClockLock responds:

Wow, thanks for such a nice review! Well, the graphics were surrealistic (minus Winchester) because it was a dream, emphasizing attention on Winchester. That or you can remember that I'm pretty lazy. Happy Lock Day! :D

[LL - Lockday 09]

not to shabby.

Well that was slightly interesting to say the least. There was a visible hardcopy of the no image lock (sorry I am not fresh with the locks), thats puzzling, not the fact that he made a lock day flash. Well the chase scene turned out quite well, it was by far the most enjoyable. So Happy Lock Day.. How many years has it been?

[Shadows saint pattys day]

If you insist

please oh please reply ;3

Well it obviously needs a re-play button. I can tell it was just for a flash collab of the sonic shorts, but you should give the viewers the power to decide if they want to watch it again. I had to rewatch it to catch everything must be the low volume setting on my speakers. Anyway screw that just ask the collab organizer of sonic shorts if they are accepting. I doubt they will reject this gem.

[Castle Crappers]

Crap figureatively

You should of at least gotten another person to voice act. I don't think anyone could tell the difference from tom's voice and wades seeing as all 13 year olds sound the same. Thhe only and I mean only funny part was the word fag embroidered on Wades shirt. Everything else was rubbish.

[H.E.L.L]

A problem

Shouldn't the last letter "L" have a period in the title and on the flash I mean it represents the word logistics I think. Well Its too late to change it but anyway the voice acting was amazing the greeter ghost thing or whatever was very good an unique voice not heard to much in the flashes here. Next the subtitles were off by just different words all were synonyms or short expressions, LAWL the deaf won't notice but the 11 years might get the wrong word. So be advised.

[TripleBits]

Too Random.

Here is a willy-nilly review for your reading pleasure.
Well lets see how can I decipher this flash it was just too haphazard for me. The artwork was very enjoyable not to shitty and pleasant on the simple untrained eyes. Okay the was no storyline, no direction and bad directing so I am going to have to give you another star because those are the suck.

Woah mang! I am blown off my seat in awe after seeing the paper airplane clip. Mere human words can not dictate the power of the said clip. If I was forced to conjugate a word it would have to be majestic, still that falls far short of what it really, truly is.

Duly noted by
Marky Mark
Tommy Vercetti
Simon Dean

SimonG responds:

Thank yaaaa

[SKATER V2 Episode: 03]

Please Reply

You don't have to be heartfelt just be cynical and judgmental when you reply. That is of course if you ever do.

To be frank if I dare I dislike the stick figure arms and legs with rectangle shape bodies and simple facial features style of making the characters its too recycled. Well that doesn't mean you my friend should stop using that style.
Then next the buildings were a stitch how the windows were just randomly or systematically placed rectangles. It sucked huge for me when the tricky madness scene lagged I was disappointed in myself for not setting the quality to low.

[When Fanboys Collide Two!]

I hate fanboys

The 13 year old boy is a fanboy and they are all insert the last scene text in here. Well expect for GTA fanboys everyone else I hate. Most hated Apple fanboys and Final Fantasy fanboys(girls and gays included.) Well my rant is done about the flash.

That was quick slight random and spoke the truth. You have to have a keen eye to keep it up I mean catch all the jokes and read the text. If I remember correctly it goes Macs suck the Wii sucks 360 sucks and Newgrounds to a video uploading site is cool. The non fanboy corrects the ignorant gobshite fanboy which is the most humorous aspect of the featured presentation.