iscrulz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Generic Sprite Flash: 1]

Better than the average.

It was like I was watching some one play a Legend of Zelda video game, I must declare. The dialogue was impeccable, my good man. Don't make any (more) shitty mario or sonic sprite flash those already suck cock from the first frame. At least follow your heart and stick with what you know.

I was actually surprised that the old man didn't whip out his rock hard boner and try to fuck link up the ass. Crap its raining outside. Time to review.

To be continued... duh duh done What will happen next. That dog with the sword arms comes in and goes berserk massacring everyone in the room and hyrule. Sorry I just gave the next installment away.

Fro responds:

Well fuck.

I guess I don't need to make the next one now.

[Hay Wars]

I stopped...

watching at the part where it said there was no originality. I assume oh great a another shitty star wars stick flash fuck that. Okay I lied I watched the whole thing and I couldn't help myself from rubbing one out to that short hair guy. *Wipes tear* Poor camera person. I told that Pico to submit this bad boy to the Star Trek Collection, good luck.

Fro responds:

Lol, get to the newest submissions - "The Pretenders". I'm sure you'll love that one.

Also, thank you for rubbing one off when you saw me. I always thought deep down inside that I would be proud of the day that someone masturbated to me over the internet. I am proud.

[By the Way, Death...]

Wait I am confused

What in the holy mother of Tammy Sue Benson was that. It was just to random for my tastes. It was a haphazardly nightmare trying to dechiper the deep unknown to us common folk meaning behind this featured short. Better than normal graphics for a crew flash I say and the other elements. Nien

[Owls]

Meh

NG suggest I would like this. Well its another Weebl music video loop. I am not fond of owls, those devious little buggers keep me up at night or distract me from my fapping activities. I could only watch it twice just to prove to myself it was a loop. The voice for the most part got me annoyed. Oh and I fool owls all the time rofl they are so gullible. The flash in regards to my review being on the subject I must say the Graphics, Sound and Style was quite good, there ye go.

[[LL] - Tourettes]

Not too bad,

No actually it was better than not to bad. This sure was a nice quick flash and was delivered quite well I do say. I will have you know chap that tourettes isn't about swearing loudly and and unexpectedly. It is also about uncontrollable habits called ticks by the tourette sufferers. It is not to be kid around, tourettes is serious business.

Just sykeing it is downright hilarious.

Madanimation responds:

The actual reason I created this was because I have a tick myself, a very annoying twitch in my neck that I have had since I was about 10.
Thanks for the review!

[Twilight the Video Game?]

Zing

Please keep this up. I hope lots of twilight fangirls see this flash. It was well executed only downfall was you know the voice acting. There be lots here on NG hit them up make sure they aren't uptight dykes though.

DJDragonwolf responds:

xD Alright. Yeah, I know. xD

[Old Mill Pond]

Tenen this now.

This is a excellent adaptation to a uproarious stand up skit by the lovable Mike Birbiglia. I would go to his tours but I am to chicken pussy to do so. Well what was good was the featured flash document was well in synced with the audio. From the Lip syncing to the actions, a spot on in other words, IMHO.

[Jack & Jill Exodus]

Good expect for the sticks

Well I voted 5 to help out with that down voter you were talking about in the Where is How to section of the newgrounds BBS. So I am here to help pwn his puny VP. Anyway the flash feature would be great if there wasn't any sticks or just the kind with stick arms and legs, which Lochie likes. This was sure dramatic, kiddies make sure to read the bonus before hitting the play button.

[Hyperboy: Episode 5]

Wait what the fuck.

They didn't get into an epic uproarious party. That was a big Eff you to all the Hyperboy fanboys. So anyway the best part of the featured animation was I am sad to say was the menu. Damn that was impressive, well just the graphics and slight animation it had. I dislike the small white circles for eyes. but black doesn't bother me that much. All the time I thought Steve was that Joe guy and thought wtf is he beating up his own henchman for. I am excited for H.b. 6 but I guess I won't be tomorrow.