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[- Music in Motion -]

WTF

I loved the music in the game, great choice for the techno music. I was pissed when I got to the final boss and then I just free fell I still am after I typed in this review. Well fuck this I got most of the medals. The secret medal is when you jump up on the 1st level you have to get above the screen a little bit.

[The Arrow Of Time]

Hey boys

Great game but I am waiting to play it once you but the medals in it. I cannot wait until they are implemented.

[In Utero]

Odd yet other words.

Has been said before well, I am a medal whore but I am trying to find whose alt this is. Other than that get a slow computer that lags and the enemies on the first stage will clutter into a huge clusterfuck, I got through unharmed to killl the fetus because those laser balls always get me good.

FetusFulp responds:

lol, whatever helps you.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

I can't beat it. Arrgh

I tried several times to beat the death adder but I done fail each time. So now I just play first and foremost for most for the medals and to pwn the boy. Hearing the boy cry never gets old or stale, I must declare. Well jump on the bandwagon kiddies and praise this classic, Today before its a problem of the future.

[Darnell's Recount]

Pop stay or never show.

I was pretty frustrated when the tutorial pop-ups wouldn't go away, then after replaying the easter egg ones didn't even show-up, I heard the noise though. Like some below me said this graphics and dieing is like the superjail odd and quick deaths like the apes lynching themselves. Well I can't beat that faggot jungle guile steroid popping bitch but I got the other medals that I could so far.

[Swine Flu : Hamdemic!]

I can not bear to wait.

It will be a long wait for the swords and sandal 4 to come out I tell you. I am ripe with eager. So les begin with the controversy omfg its an epdemic oh my lordy lots of people are going to die and this game makes fun of that, huzzee I love it. I great twist on the japanese game where the anime chick crashes her bike, I purrfur the kitten cannon which is far more superior, anime sucks cock. Well the game was funny and slightly addicting easy to learn and very informational i.e. watch out for the hamdemic. Makin' Bacon

[Portal Defenders]

Ugh

Well I finally got some medals to start up my medal collection sure it won't be as good as some of the NG nerds here than hang out in the forums all day but its more than what most visitors get. Well I am pissed off I cannot beat that fucker PGF, I have no idea how those dweebs could beat the game 6 different times. As for the review of the actual flash interactive motion images well that is coming right up right after this messages.

Get your portal defenders merchandise right here in the ng store you see all the characters on the shirts, hoodies, beanies, baseball caps, stickers, rub-on tattoos and needle point sew-able patches for a great low price! Hurry hurry Hurrah limited supplies only.

Well welcome back folks what was I uh where did I uh leave oh yeah, Fuck me harder boy cum so far up my ass I can have the ability to finish this game and get all the bleeping medals.

graphics- good
sound- prime
interactivity- outstanding
violence- magnificent
style- dope
Overall - straight up wacked out balls to the walls insane craziness.

[Tiananmen Square]

Did it for the medal.

A great twist on frogger to a awesome April Fools Day here on the NG. Like the summary states I only played for the medals but I fucking failed on the 2nd wave Dayum it was to frick hard in my books. So it was great the sfx music was the best part aside from the hilarity of dodging communist tanks in the Tiananmen Square. Also the graphics brought me back to an era of 8 bit video games dominated by the Atari and NES.

[Red Moon]

Uh-yuh

Well after breaking the brand new bed from having rough unprotected gay anal sex with my asian sex slave Chingo I felt the need to indulge myself in a wonderful interactive flash animation. The moon which appearently is red was great awesome attacks neat storyline and to boot quite a treat to play if I don't say so myself. Ooo boy howdy, pete.

[Pico's School]

Now whats this.

The classic Pico school with medals, I hope Alien hominid has them too. With the Pico (other NG related stuff) Day right around the corner the masses will come pouring a malb this because it doesn't satisfy there tastes, and they are too fucking stupid yo realize it was made ages ago in internet timing ages ago no irl. So I must unlock the medals and claim victory.

Damn I haven't reviewed this masterpiece dear old Tom or re-reviewed.