iscrulz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[8-bit Binary Converter]

LMAO Why?

Well this was fun for 1 minute then I got sick of converting. At least you can copy and paste. I did have a blast converting naughty and racist words that can't be said here. Then I spammed the [TEH] users blogs with it.

Overall it was really bland plain background, generic overused paragonX9 music just to name a few out of several things.

[Escape Pico's School]

3781

A ten for Corgis. This was a nice twist on Tom Fulp's Beloved Pico's School. The custom sprites were great too, it didn't remind of all the bland and shitty sprites that are out there. It wasn't really sprites if you think about just the 8-bit or N-bit style of the animation. I got the medals like a normally do cheating roflamo. Your Ma and Pa must be proud teim 4 the klawk dai and Madness submissions, right.

[< lightBot >]

Neat little game.

If your are having trouble just cheat and look for a walkthrough. It was to damn hard after level 6 to try figuring it out myself. If this is an example of the programming I am not touching it, even if it makes me cool here. OMFG akshunscrput jion me in the power of three etc and etc. I am however not ashamed I got the medals for my collection.

[Achievement Unlocked]

A good use of peoples time.

Trying to get achievements is what people on xbox360 and PS3 like to do. I haven't though in a while, even here on NG for the medals but anyway how this relates to the flash game. This great game your an adorable elephant on a quest to achieve all the achievements. Jump, Dodge, Walk your way through treacherous spikes and other obstacles. Complete all the tasks or DIE.

A Wonderful game to play because it has a friendly aspect to it you can't lose there is no point in beating the game just get all the achievements down, buddy boy.

[Ether War]

Well made, to start

Great interface I would first say. The gameplay secondly was exceptional. It took a tad of the time to get hang of the controls and understand the other mechanics. Superb artwork and animation make this a sure fire success on this and other unmentionable intrendnetza sites. I failed to succeed though, nevertheless who cares.

[CastleCrashing The Turtle]

Well not too shabby.

The custom drawn background could use some improvements, even if it means hiring a highly talented artist to do the work. The gameplay was good though, simple yet enjoyable. Hack and slash a semi-mecha turtle. I however must confess I forfeited before trying to eliminate the turtle so I don't know much about the real fight. Anyway if you see this in the future I was force to write this review.

[Flash TUT: Preloader]

I thank you Dude

That was very good little tutorial you have made. It would be helpful to me and I would implement the knowledge I learned if I had the ability to be a flash author. I am too busy not making flash to be flash animator.
I just don't have the endurance or intelligence to learn and my agility is mediocre. I would need lots of charisma and luck to get it passed the Underjudgment voters. I do have a high strength representing my voting power. My perception is just slightly off. You are S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Ruyuk responds:

I are is special!

Is nice! :)

[Race The Ball]

Random Review Entry

Uh that was not good, it wasn't okay. It was just a simple ball not even that a dot that moves across the scree. It should have been an erect spicy cock of Jade. Racing to the wet juicy pussy of some other female member here. Then more people would play it.

My worst enemy is not who I expect. More fancy color palettes and hot beats from audio portal should have been used.

[10++]

A edutainment twist on

A good educational and entertaining twist on the block games whatever this one may revile. Bajewled or something like that. Well oh well nice gameplay overall and a nice artwork by the sponorsorees .
Well here be the legend in case you can't add
1 and 9
2 and 8
3 and 7
4 and 6
5 and 5

I didn't play long enough to check if decimals were used but you can figure it out (eventually rawlfull).

xxiaojun responds:

And you can add 3 or more numbers in case you haven't noticed, which would reward you even greater scores. :)

[Sack Smash 2001]

Big bag

So this was promoted by the programmer in the news post forum in the Power Of Three. Well the game was simple but a smashing good play. After all the bouncing I thought that synj character would bust his nuts both literally and metaphorically speaking. It would be better kids if you played it around the winter time but still don't let that stop you staring at the cock and massively huge hair sac.