Total Medals Earned: 788 (From 154 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,795 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/300 points)
Won the first question
The medal that Derp gives you in the end
Lost every disscution with Derpina
Finish the game without any mistake
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Completed First Level
Collect 10 Stars
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 14/19 (300/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Find the hidden game.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get invited to the dance party!
Bring out the fat man.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Medals Earned: 13/27 (190/500 points)
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
Fall to your death
Rescue all the villagers
Defeat the dragon
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Get three straight questions wrong.
Get three strikes with $4,900.
Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Get eight questions in a row correct.
Finish game with more than $20,000.
Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Win the game without any strikes
Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Survive a five-question bomb.
No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete the first 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete all 20 levels
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/175 points)
Get your first wood!
Hoard 30 Souls!
Score up to 10000 points!
Score up to 1000 points!
Score up to 5000 points!
Defeat an enemy
Defeat Tarjan
Defeat Vanisha
Win using a spellbook!
Win using a boomerang!
Win using a melee weapon!
Win without ever crafting a weapon!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (110/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!