What a song
A nice relaxing piano or keyboard song to listen to. I have no tips expect to keep it up a nice blue pill helps too. The pauses were the only thing I didn't approve of. I liked the rest. Next lets hope its used in a tragic love sense flash were the character fights and struggles to survive and makes it through the trials and tribulation of the conquest.
thanks for the comment, i might persuade you to check this song again, i filled up some of the silence, and edited some of the chords :)
Everything I loved expect
for the growling. It was to Satanic for me. I like clean vocals and grunts used sparingly like in most Gothic metal bands. The music was very good and quite enjoyable. If you were going for non-understandable lyrics then congrats I couldn't even follow along. Mostly because of the fact the vocals scared me. Time to get Heavy at Habbo Hotel.
"too satanic" ? :P there are no satanic lyrics in this one, by the way.
Glad you enjoyed it though!
Roll Full
Your so full of crap. WINNER.
It would be better if it was for real and you let out a huge diaherra juicy scat blast breaking the toilet in half. I am sure if JonBro or other overrated artist didn't submit this audio it would be a 1.58
"I am sure if JonBro or other overrated artist didn't submit this audio it would be a 1.58."
Don't worry. I'm trying to find ways for me to actually deserve the slight bit of Internet popularity I may be receiving. This obviously wasn't much of an attempt at that. XD
Nice score
Vote 0 on my audio too. I can't see the regular NGAP audience agmBiml (unscramble) only 10 votes so there must be someone pissed off.
Okay the audio was not bad, it was sort of okay, but to an certian extent, which isn't that much if you care to know. uh what
You start work today
"So what sort of perks can you offer me? Good working hours? Star on my dressing room door? Vast quantities of Strawberry Milkshake?"
Well perks are just my asian sex slaves at your disposal. Vaction and sick time are plentiful. Full health, optical and dental insurance with a 0 co-pay.
A platinum Star of David will be on your door to your mansion-like dressing room.
Sorry no Strawberry Milkshakes for you but you can go to McDonalds, Wendys, Hardees, Arbys, Burger King, In and Out, Checkers, Tallys, the other McDonalds, Carls Jr, Dairy Hut, Dairy Mart, Ice Cream Parlors or Dairy Queen for your strawberrymilkshakes at anytime.
The hours are 11AM-5PM.
Oh and I thought the audio was stolen I couldn't tell, I must say Zapp's voice must be quite difficult to mimic. Okay next voice sample is going to be Billy Mays and that other infomercial guy.
I'll take the insinuation of theft as a compliment about the quality of my voice acting then :P
11am - 5pm might be difficult, but I can manage every other Saturday if you feel like that?
Woot
Now I can say I have been banned by EyeLovePoozy.
Your hired
Excellent voice acting. Next sample should be singing Dark Etneral Night by Dream Theater.
No one dared to
Speak of the terrible danger
The hideous ancient warnings
Forged in the void of night
He has risen up
Out of the blackness
Chaos
The last of the prophets
Sinister
A sickening monstrous sight
Through the stifling heat
Underneath the pale green moon
I burned with a thirst
To seek things not yet seen
Climbing endless stairs
Leading to the choking room
Eager to explore
His most shocking mysteries
Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night
Black forces
Rage in the vortex,
Fighting
Waves of destruction
Swallowing
The echo of the universe
I am the last
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of a rotting creation
Sent to unleash this curse
Restless crowds draw near
Nameless hooded forms appear
Amidst fallen ruins
Grotesque creatures battle
Shadowed on a screen
Yellow evil faces leer
Vacant monuments
Corpses of dead worlds left behind
Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night
Trapped in a hellish dream
Spinning past worlds unseen
And frightfully vanishing
Into the dark eternal night
Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night
Trapped in a hellish dream
Spinning past worlds unseen
And frightfully vanishing
Into the dark eternal night
You will start on Monday, I can't pay you in cash because this isn't a legitimate business but you will be paid generously in gay sex flavors by my sex slaves. Your work will consist of reading epics and poetry to me until I get a huge boner and are well satisfied.
So what sort of perks can you offer me? Good working hours? Star on my dressing room door? Vast quantities of Strawberry Milkshake?
I shall consider the terms, please speak to my agent in the meantime.
Welcome to the house of pain
I think the generic drum and bass techno was pretty trite and cheap however the rest was very new and fresh to my ears, so keep up the beats and don't forget to listen to the rhyme while it guides you the light.
Huh I don't know
Sorry but this was absoluetly rubbish. You obviously knew this was going to be bad. A little more effort could have been put it, or not you know at least it only took a half of an hour yeah.
here you go
Yo dude that was to brutal for me. I couldn't understand one single word zero for ye. Okay I will rate it higher because I feel like it and I wish I knew what I know about the metal when I was younger. Kick this.
Believe me when I say that this was too brutal for me too! This song was part of the cool-down after a more serious recording session took place. It was just a thing I worked on for a couple of days, in order to see if I could write a power metal song. Well, this proved that I indeed can, which means that next time, I might as well take it all the way...
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