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Posted by iscrulz - July 21st, 2008


Hey visitors I was away from this site because of technical difficulties but the site is working fine for me. Thanks to Bahamut for getting those deposits it was a doozy. Well since it looks like I back I feel like its a new start. I am NOT going to miss my deposits anymore. A new header and profile pick are going to be made and have uploaded.

I didn't played Gta 4 foR a week damn. More than.

Like the PS3 XMB header. You can get the p3t file yourself

PS3 NID: SkaptoR
This is the job every boy wants when he's 13, and it is, in fact, real. Video game developers and companies will actually pay people to play video games all day, as that's the only way to track down bugs before release. And yes, "before release" means not only do you get paid to play, you get to play the games months or years before anyone else.

Did we say we dreamed of it when we were 13? Hell, this is the job we want now.

The Reality:

It's sort of like getting a job testing various sex lubrication formulas, only to realize that the goal is finding out which ones make your dick break out in an angry rash. The entire point of play testing is to find the parts of the game that are horrible, frustrating and broken, and play them over and over and over and over.

The life of a games tester is ruled by strict guidelines from the developers which condemns you to playing the same small section of the same game for your entire eight hour shift. Each time you hit a glitche, you write up a small treatise describing exactly how you found it. They'll try to fix it, you'll go back the same spot and play it over and over again to make sure. This goes on for weeks.

Also keep in mind that sometimes you won't even get to play games, but, rather, will be asked to test the hardware itself which includes such life-affirming assignments as turning the console on and off hundreds of times while carefully timing and documenting how long it takes to power-up each time.

Also, the "perk" of being able to play games long before their commercial releases is quickly corrupted when the realization hits that the further ahead of the release date you are, the more unfinished and irritating the product is to play.

Unfinished levels, features that are only halfway implemented, rampant bugs and glitches mean that by the time the game actually makes it to shelves, the very thought of it will make you break into a cold sweat and scream "FUCK YOU!" every time you pass an EBGames (if you don't do that already).
LOL @ cunteyes

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Comments (8)

Yay for your problem sorted out. :)

Also, no GTA4 for a week? Holy shit!

yes I need to check up on the bbs. I am about to change that its time to go play for 5 hours straight up yeaaaahh.
I fucking ICED this one pig sent the bitch flying. GTA IV is the best.

Nice stats there, mister.

rofl yes it took me decades to earn thismany points see I was a ng fan since 96 so I have been here for 12 and counting years.

shit my phantom wisdom teeth are going to kill me with what the acking pain and all fuck I should start a meaningless piece of shit worthless blog like the rest of you fucks.

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yeh 0k

230 pm 600 saves and counting I ended up with offically 1041 saves

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You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?

wtf r u talking

wtf idk, Hey I was under the influence of drinking my gay fuck buddies cum.

sorry about your technical woes. I am glad you are back. I hope things will be better for you now. :)

Yes they are working a lot lot better for me. Ive vant to suck yor blood ah ah ah ah I havent been outside in 36 hours.