Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fuck his hen.
Sad news my penis has been sevred competely off
Heres a sweet ass metal music video I found strolling on youtube its good as Helloween and Lamb of God
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The best COCK JOKE!, old header and I am gH4y
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all that penis and no pussy to put it in
Good because the top half is up my lovers ass OCL. I am proud to be a homosexual.
Fuck... why'd you have to steal this guy's account? He was a cool guy and you just come along and steal his hard work. Asshole. >:(
Lets go play poket pool I can sink my 8 and 10 ball right up you back hole
Cock jokes are not funny
Heres another cock joke
Yours.
Oh wow. Cock joke.
Cool.
Lets 69.
Castle Greyskull will be mine, He-man!
I give up fuck this piece of shit cock sucking computer freeze up agian I fucking dare you, oh if you reading this the first you is the motherfucking piece of shit computer oh and the second you is you senseocks damn I am going to kill.
Oh, yay, cock joke.
How original.
Yeah and boy howdy
One on the guys in the clip looks like somebody I know, only black.
Yeah oh shit I forgot to deposit yesterday son of a bitch fuck.
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GRAND THEFT AUTO IV STILL FUCKING SUCKS!!!
I ought delete and ban you Luke you fuck piece of shit. How fucking dare you say such horrendous blashempy on my sacred userpage. Futhermore you are still and will always be misinformed about the entertianment value of GTA IV. I dare you to make another claim about GTA IV not being the best game of 2008, PS3, Xbox360, Action Adventure, of the decade, of the century, of all time.
So you think God of War III will be amazingly flawless.
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The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
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1 Linguistics
1.1 Etymology
1.2 Slang
2 Humans
2.1 Structure
2.2 Puberty
2.3 Sexual homology
2.4 Erection
2.5 Ejaculation
2.6 Normal variations
2.7 Disorders
2.7.1 Developmental disorders
2.7.2 Alleged and observed psychological disorders
2.8 Altering the genitalia
2.9 Surgical replacement
2.10 Size
3 Species morphology
4 Cultural aspects
4.1 Uses of animal penises
4.2 Uses of human penises in cultural traditions
5 References
6 See also
7 External links
Linguistics
Etymology
The word "penis" was taken from Latin and originally meant "tail." Some derive that from Indo-European *pesnis, and the Greek word %u03C0%u03B5%u03BF%u03C2 = "penis" from Indo-European *pesos. Prior to the adoption of the Latin word in English the penis was referred to as a "yard". The Oxford English Dictionary cites an example of the word yard used in this sense from 1379,[1] and notes that in his Physical Dictionary of 1684, Steven Blankaart defined the word penis as "the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."[2]
The Latin word "phallus" (from Greek %u03C6%u03B1%u03BB%u03BB%u03BF%u03C2) is sometimes used to describe the penis, although "phallus" originally was used to describe images, pictorial or carved, of the penis.[3]
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Wiktionary, the free dictionary.As with nearly any aspect of the human body that is involved in sexual or excretory functions, the word penis is considered inherently funny from a juvenile perspective, and there are many slang words for the penis, such as "cock", "dick", "shlong", or "willy". Many of these are noted in the bathroom humor article.
"Penii" is sometimes facetiously or mistakenly used as a plural form of "penis" instead of "penes" or "penises," its correct forms.
Humans
Structure
Anatomical diagram of the human penis and organs surrounding it.The human penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the dorsal side and one corpus spongiosum lies between them on the ventral side.
The end of the corpus spongiosum is enlarged and bulbous-shaped and forms the glans penis. The glans supports the foreskin or prepuce, a loose fold of skin that in adults can retract to expose the glans. The area on the underside of the penis, where the foreskin is attached, is called the frenum (or frenulum).
The urethra, which is the last part of the urinary tract, traverses the corpus spongiosum and its opening, known as the meatus, lies on the tip of the glans penis. It is a passage both for urine and for the ejaculation of semen. Sperm are produced in the testes and stored in the attached epididymis. During ejaculation, sperm are propelled up the vas deferens, two ducts that pass over and behind the bladder. Fluids are added by the seminal vesicles and the vas deferens turns into the ejaculatory ducts which join the urethra inside the prostate gland. The prostate as well as the bulbourethral glands add further secretions, and the semen is expelled through the penis.
The raphe is the visible ridge between the lateral halves of the penis, found on the ventral or underside of the penis, running from the meatus (opening of the urethra) across the scrotum to the perineum (area between scrotum and anus).
The human penis differs from those of most other mammals. It has no baculum, or erectile bone; instead it relies entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state. It cannot be withdrawn into the groin, and is larger than average in the animal kingdom in proportion to body mass.
Puberty
Main article: Puberty
When a boy enters puberty, after the testicles begin to develop, the penis begins to grow, along with the rest of the genitalia. The penis begins to grow for boys at around the age of 13.5 years. It may start as early as age 10 or as late as age 15, however. Growth to mature size usually takes about two years. Growth is usually complete by age 18-21. During the process, pubic hair grows above and around the penis.
Sexual homology
Main article: Sexual homology
In short, this is a known list of sex organs that evolve from the same tissue in a human life.
The glans of the penis is homologous to the clitoral glans; the corpora cavernosa are homologous to the body of the clitoris; the corpus spongiosum is homologous to the vestibular bulbs beneath the labia minora; the scrotum, homologous to the labia minora and labia majora; and the foreskin, homologous to the clitoral hood. The raphe does not exist in females, because there, the two halves are not connected.
Erection
Main article: Erection
A penis which has not been circumcised, flaccid and erect.An erection is the stiffening and rising of the penis, which occurs during sexual arousal, though it can also happen in non-sexual situations. The primary physiological mechanism that brings about erection is the autonomic dilation of arteries supplying blood to the penis, which allows more blood to fill the three spongy erectile tissue chambers in the penis, causing it to lengthen and stiffen. The now-engorged erectile tissue presses against and constricts the veins that carry blood away from the penis. More blood enters than leaves the penis until an equilibrium is reached where an equal volume of blood flows into the dilated arteries and out of the constricted veins; a constant erectile size is achieved at this equilibrium.
Erection facilitates sexual intercourse though it is not essential for various other sexual activities. Although many erect penises point upwards (see illustration), it is common and normal for the erect penis to point nearly vertically upwards or nearly vertically downwards or even horizontally straightforward, all depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. Stiffness or erectile angle can vary.
Ejaculation
Main article: Ejaculation
Ejaculation is the ejecting of semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm. A series of muscular contractions delivers semen containing male gametes known as sperm cells or spermatozoa from the penis into the vagina. It is usually the result of sexual stimulation, which may include prostate stimulation. Rarely, it is due to prostatic disease. Ejaculation may occur spontaneously during sleep (a nocturnal emission). Anejaculation is the condition of being unable to ejaculate.
Ejaculation has two phases: emission and ejaculation proper. The emission phase of the ejaculatory reflex is under control of the sympathetic nervous system, while the ejaculatory phase is under control of a spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve. A refractory period succeeds the ejaculation, and sexual stimulation precedes it.
Normal variations
Pearly penile papules are raised bumps of somewhat paler color around the base of the glans and are normal.
Fordyce's spots are small, raised, yellowish-white spots 1-2 mm in diameter that may appear on the penis.
Sebaceous prominences are raised bumps similar to Fordyce's spots on the shaft of the penis, located at the sebaceous glands and are normal.
Phimosis is an inability to retract the foreskin fully, is harmless in infancy and pre-pubescence, occurring in about 8% of boys at age 10. According to the British Medical Association, treatment (steroid cream, manual stretching) does not need to be considered until age 19.
Curvature: few penises are completely straight, with curves commonly seen in all directions (up, down, left, right). Sometimes the curve is very prominent but it rarely inhibits sexual intercourse. Curvature as great as 30° is considered normal and medical treatment is rarely considered unless the angle exceeds 45°. Changes to the curvature of a penis may be caused by Peyronie's disease.
Disorders
Edema (swelling) of the foreskin or tearing of the ep
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