Score: 7

"Um yes that was pretty well."

submission: a scary short

date: July 9, 2009

You should definetly invest in a mic, well just buy a cheesy 14.99 one at the Circuit City. It was enjoyable lol. ATM IMHO TBH I thought it was a calm relaxing short good for a (non)expensive laugh.

Score: 9

"The long anticipated bunnykill is finally here"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 9, 2009

First a nice long load to start the featured presentation up. Sponsored by armor games ah yes a swell sponsorship very friendly with the newgrounds crowd. Ah crap it can't be wide screened. This was way to intense for me. I fell asleep watching the last few madness flash but the bunnahmurder is the best high octane ultra violent mass murdering melee combat flash on the NG. Okay tone it down my dear self. It was okay.

Score: 1

"At least that old stale squirrel wasn't in it."

submission: : 4y-Records : Episode 1

date: July 9, 2009

This is going to be compared to the conforming completely to the given pattern NY foamy flicks. I mean its exactly what foamy would have said. Not much improvement from the typical NY flash. But hey hey its not Foamy for crying out loud.

Score: 10

"Satisfied"

submission: How to Raise a Dragon

date: July 9, 2009

The game was complete and very interesting. I especially liked being the little square human guy. Not to mention it was enjoyably easy. High grade and fun.Keep the great work up for the next game. Yay for the dragons, Crap I only made it the adulthood but it was a good show, I do say.

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: tankmen scrap

date: July 9, 2009

I don't see why all these tankmen fanboys are getting upset. I think thought it was a well made tankmen flash parody/tribute. The action and gore was astonishing it blew my thoughts out of the chair. The randomness was really cool too. I didn't know what was going to happen with all the killing and shit it was frickin funny too.

Score: 7

"Nice joke."

submission: I have a small willy

date: July 8, 2009

But lets ee your real willy be that your small miroscopic penis. Pix p0lx. Nice drawings, graphics and art. The screamings was downright annoying, shut that bastard up. Then finally uh you screaming with the pitch and other aspects increased.

Score: 10

"All true."

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 8, 2009

expect for the part were you add dicks bigger than 3 inches the average newgroundsian gets upset and vote 0 and gives abusive reviews because they have a small cock, their balls haven't dropped and overall and most important insecure. Needs more cute anime girls bouncing their firm, supple breasts around, to get instant 5's from the sheep.

Score: 6

"What the hell."

submission: Luigi Two Lights' Hero OP

date: July 8, 2009

The intro waas great with the ctchy poppy music, random or semi random action and good use of the sprites but wtf how fucking long does it take to load the real deal.

It needs a replay button because hiding the movie then hitting play is too much work for the typical newgrounds viewer.

Score: 8

"Wow. Simply amazing"

submission: The NG Rules

date: July 7, 2009

You could of read the rules to us. I mean wtff am I suppose to read that shit. You know dog. Oh and you won't get turd unless your a star syndicate clone group anymore.

Score: 8

"4 whistle out of 6 ( 9 out of 10)"

submission: NG Flagging Guide 2

date: July 4, 2009

Uh thats enough to be a review mod. Yeah. Okay choice for the sound loop. Hopefully it helped the noobs that saw it and start narcing on other users' reviews.
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