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The best way to solve a problem is to make it go away. n,l,e,
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As come to life. Sure this trailer looks riveting but it looks to scary for us all on the newgrounds. I am protesting it I suggest PM'ed TornFulp about this.
I can say though that I truly enjoyed this one admitting overused shit. The music gave it an extra scary suspenseful lift and the preloader was well done. Hahaho damn.
I think a secret missing episode of beneath the sheets should be made here is the script.
Hello and welcome to Beneath the Sheets! Episode 37. This never aired on Newgrounds because it was way to awesome and had too much gratuitous anal sex. Warning you must be 133,713,642,527,778,330 seconds old precisely to view. *Cut to the spooky ghost* Hello I am the most frightening ghost in the universe and I am really really fucking scary. I am going to scare the shit out of you *Screamer for 2 seconds* Now that you are crying I am going to brutally rape you. *Censored rape scene* The end. *Legend You=the camera operator.
It will get millions of views and tens of thousands of votes.
A Non RRC Review.
Author's Response:
Hopefully Tom doesn't delete this.
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Lets all go to the Newgrounds headquarters and suck Luis C. cock until he can't get it up any more. I don't know who has been phished here but watch out fro newgrrounds.com I say. A snappy mildly interesting joke for us all to enjoy.
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Hooray!
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I give it 8 triangles out of ten triangles.
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That was disturbing shit right there. The freaky background music and downright spooky ghost on the those clips scared me straight now I love women. I would say for the fronickproductions too continue on with more investigative reporting but damn for the love of the Holy Spirit don't. Please okay.
Author's Response:
Oh shit.
There's more shit in number 2.
I'll be working on that shit as soon as I catch up on college work.
Thanks for noticing that shit was a big part of this production.
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It ended in a great very unexpected ending. This is too good to spoil, so I can just say that the artwork,graphics and animation is very well done. Great show awesome job my friend. The quality selection was pretty funny if you are a avid newgrounds fan and know a little about the groups and there demeanor.
I forgot to mention omfg that was intense. On the edge of your seat kind.
Author's Response:
LMAO THANKS ISCRULZ, THE UNEXPECTED END FOR MY LAZY DAy
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I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start. A flame in your heart
In my heart I have but one desire and that one is you. No other will do.
I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
Wait SirTom was a ginger no wonder he wanted to burn down the school, lulz.
The music is by The Ink Spots "I Don't Want to Set the World On Fire".
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This was I would like to say teh trippy but that's overused in today's society. Yeah sure switching between realms and different styles of graphics would be grounds for labeling this as trippy not to mention the liquidity and wave effects on the whatever the fuck that thing is a bear. I pleasured my self with rusty thumbtacks glued to my hand several time watching this.
Author's Response:
would you like a tetanus shot? :3
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A fun, fast paced, food filled action extravaganza. Sums this superb flash up. Spoiler the strawberry wins in the end because it doesn't die in the epic food fight war of oh nine.
Author's Response:
There was no strawberry silly. :)
He died when the CC stopped being cool.
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Well the share feature was cool and then zeroing all the crappy icons. This has lots of cool features and I only just gotten into it. The selection of items was really good. I searched high and low to find the secret objects.
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There are 18 secrets in total. Good luck!
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Here what I would add. The "Wah why was I review banned" thread for historical purposes, Mal's review answers threads and the review rules in lieu of the NGFAQ.
Something to note that in the B**m section, I think how did this pass judgement should be there and that sort of thing. Well ARG 2 might have it.
I can see lots of improvements in the previous flash I reviewed, Cool.
Author's Response:
Sadly I've lost the FLV file so short of remaking it from scratch I can't add anything. Thanks for the review.
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