Score: 10

"Sig Review Request Club"

submission: Hacsev Jazz

date: August 6, 2009

Whoa congrats on 94 reviews I say. Um jazz not my flair or anything like it but its good to hear something fresh and not mario vg music, thanks.

Score: 10

"Generic Bow chicken wow waa"

submission: Penicorn Porno Music

date: July 9, 2009

Ah yes give it to me hard yes with your penihorn this time right up my ass. Said the female penicorn. Or I mean the catcher penicorn. Now all we need is stopmotion animation of to penicorns fucking the holy shit out of each other but in a cool suave way.

Score: 10

"What myself said."

submission: Gun Fortress

date: July 9, 2009

I disagree with myself. I think it was not very well composed.

It makes a nice eerie feeling to the atmosphere the music is played in. It matches perfectly with some wicked badass vile son of a bitch villain. The vibes would be freaky deeky but it would be cool to experience.

Score: 8

"What a song"

submission: R Life goes on

date: July 9, 2009

A nice relaxing piano or keyboard song to listen to. I have no tips expect to keep it up a nice blue pill helps too. The pauses were the only thing I didn't approve of. I liked the rest. Next lets hope its used in a tragic love sense flash were the character fights and struggles to survive and makes it through the trials and tribulation of the conquest.

Score: 10

"Everything I loved expect"

submission: Liberation of the Chosen One

date: June 6, 2009

for the growling. It was to Satanic for me. I like clean vocals and grunts used sparingly like in most Gothic metal bands. The music was very good and quite enjoyable. If you were going for non-understandable lyrics then congrats I couldn't even follow along. Mostly because of the fact the vocals scared me. Time to get Heavy at Habbo Hotel.

Score: 7

"Roll Full"

submission: The Never-Ending Crap Song

date: May 29, 2009

Your so full of crap. WINNER.
It would be better if it was for real and you let out a huge diaherra juicy scat blast breaking the toilet in half. I am sure if JonBro or other overrated artist didn't submit this audio it would be a 1.58

Score: 3

"Nice score"

submission: tdl

date: May 3, 2009

Vote 0 on my audio too. I can't see the regular NGAP audience agmBiml (unscramble) only 10 votes so there must be someone pissed off.

Okay the audio was not bad, it was sort of okay, but to an certian extent, which isn't that much if you care to know. uh what

Score: 10

"You start work today"

submission: Zapp Brannigan Montage

date: May 3, 2009

"So what sort of perks can you offer me? Good working hours? Star on my dressing room door? Vast quantities of Strawberry Milkshake?"

Well perks are just my asian sex slaves at your disposal. Vaction and sick time are plentiful. Full health, optical and dental insurance with a 0 co-pay.
A platinum Star of David will be on your door to your mansion-like dressing room.
Sorry no Strawberry Milkshakes for you but you can go to McDonalds, Wendys, Hardees, Arbys, Burger King, In and Out, Checkers, Tallys, the other McDonalds, Carls Jr, Dairy Hut, Dairy Mart, Ice Cream Parlors or Dairy Queen for your strawberrymilkshakes at anytime.

The hours are 11AM-5PM.

Oh and I thought the audio was stolen I couldn't tell, I must say Zapp's voice must be quite difficult to mimic. Okay next voice sample is going to be Billy Mays and that other infomercial guy.

Score: 8

"Woot"

submission: BBS banned?

date: February 2, 2009

Now I can say I have been banned by EyeLovePoozy.

Score: 10

"Your hired"

submission: Number of the Beast

date: January 20, 2009

Excellent voice acting. Next sample should be singing Dark Etneral Night by Dream Theater.
No one dared to
Speak of the terrible danger
The hideous ancient warnings
Forged in the void of night

He has risen up
Out of the blackness
Chaos
The last of the prophets
Sinister
A sickening monstrous sight

Through the stifling heat
Underneath the pale green moon

I burned with a thirst
To seek things not yet seen

Climbing endless stairs
Leading to the choking room

Eager to explore
His most shocking mysteries

Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night

Black forces
Rage in the vortex,
Fighting
Waves of destruction
Swallowing
The echo of the universe

I am the last
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of a rotting creation
Sent to unleash this curse

Restless crowds draw near
Nameless hooded forms appear

Amidst fallen ruins
Grotesque creatures battle

Shadowed on a screen
Yellow evil faces leer

Vacant monuments
Corpses of dead worlds left behind

Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night

Trapped in a hellish dream
Spinning past worlds unseen
And frightfully vanishing
Into the dark eternal night

Drifting beyond all time
Out of a churning sky
Drawn to the beckoning light
Of the dark eternal night

Trapped in a hellish dream
Spinning past worlds unseen
And frightfully vanishing
Into the dark eternal night

You will start on Monday, I can't pay you in cash because this isn't a legitimate business but you will be paid generously in gay sex flavors by my sex slaves. Your work will consist of reading epics and poetry to me until I get a huge boner and are well satisfied.